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The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.
Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
Only found at whataburger. The most burnt bacon you’ll see in your life. Called “Saul Bacon” because it sounds about right.
Man wtf is this, it’s the Saul bacon in my sweet n spicy bacon burger
The hardest cop killa in the neighborhood
"The OG Bacon destroyer is straight up Gangsta"
a phrase of randomness to get someone to talk in an otherwise silent chat room.
07:10 <n0cturnal> needs sleep nn peeps
07:12 <jacobc> am out also laterz guise
10:26 <bungle> bacon salad
10:31 <BeijingRona> lol
Anything that can be classified as perfect, illustrious, or otherwise worthy of proud display.
Have you ever cooked bacon to sheer perfection? Not too crispy, not too limp? To the point where you are so utterly impressed and proud of your accomplishment that it comes to completely define the concept of "perfection"?
"Dang, that car is some serious show bacon!"
"Aw honey, you are complete show bacon <3"