the best girlfriend on the planet and i’m so thankful to have her
“is that your gf? yeah pretty right 😎”
but i have to include-baked bean <3
The instance in which 3-6 obese women bask in a hot tub naked. Any larger group is considered a Louisville Lobster Boil.
The vacation was going great until I walked in on a Charleston Clam Bake. Shit was awful.
When you take a massive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.
Joe: Dude! I just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!
John: No way man! I did the same thing!
Joe: That'll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!
When you blow your load between a chubby woman’s fat rolls then slide them around to spread out the jizz.
I gave that girl an Indiana bake sale between her fat rolls.
The act of gas torching (crop dusting) a group of people. Usually, inside a hot vehicle, an enclosed room or a sauna. The Auschwitz easy bake is named after the infamous Nazi gas chambers and Jew ovens at Auschwitz.
Marcy wanted a cake so I whipped up an auschwitz easy bake. She puked for an hour straight.
When a person opens a computer tower, shits inside, then closes the case.
That gentleman has performed a Kansas Easy Bake on my computer I think I'll clap that bitch ass nigga then Lion King his dad.
When the husband or wifes leaves mid-1st pregnancy.
My ex-wife susy's such a half baked looser. I didnt even get to see my daughter's first steps in that half baked marriage.