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When you are having anal intercourse and you pull out and have fecal matter on the tip of your dick that looks like a baked bean.
I was doing my girl in the butt last night and when I pulled out I had a baked bean on the tip.
When the husband or wifes leaves mid-1st pregnancy.
My ex-wife susy's such a half baked looser. I didnt even get to see my daughter's first steps in that half baked marriage.
The instance in which 3-6 obese women bask in a hot tub naked. Any larger group is considered a Louisville Lobster Boil.
The vacation was going great until I walked in on a Charleston Clam Bake. Shit was awful.
When you take a massive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.
Joe: Dude! I just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!
John: No way man! I did the same thing!
Joe: That'll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!
When you blow your load between a chubby woman’s fat rolls then slide them around to spread out the jizz.
I gave that girl an Indiana bake sale between her fat rolls.
A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?
the best girlfriend on the planet and i’m so thankful to have her
“is that your gf? yeah pretty right 😎”
but i have to include-baked bean <3