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Large labial lips. May hang down like two flesh curtains, hence the "beef" part. Usually pretty dryed up and very nasty.
At the beach there was no hiding Mary's beef curtains, as they hung out the sides
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'The Beef Stew' was a military torture tactic adopted in 1972. This method is similar to water boarding, though, instead of using water- the torturer squats over the suspect and explosively defecates all over the suspects face.
To optimize the technique, the torturer often eats a meal heavy in grease, and then takes some laxatives to increase the projectile velocity of the defecation.
Due to it's grotesque nature, this method was banned in 1993 and deemed an "Inhumane form of torture".
The prisoners of war were given 'The Beef Stew' to improve their compliance to interrogation.
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A chick's pussy that's sooo beat up, looks like you should make a sub out of it. Just add mustard.
"That bitch had a beef pussy, dude. I can't ever eat at Arby's again..."
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Large, round and reddish hued female areolas and nipples. The color, size and texture is reminiscent of a sliced Beef Steak Tomato.
After weeks of dating Vanessa, Carl was finally able to motorboat her voluptuous breasts. Being an avid nipple lover, Carl was extremely pleased when he removed her bra and exposed the most beautiful set of Beef Steaks.
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Farting in a sauna. The heat mixes with the methane and hydrogen sulfide to form an acrid hot gas that burns the nostrils. A beef kiln is considered worse than leaving a farting gift in an elevator. Quite embarrassing when a stranger (especially of the opposite sex) enters soon afterwards.
Olaf (in sauna): Prrrp! A beef kiln! Time to go, methinks!
Erika (entering sauna): Oh God Olaf, not again! That gas is making me cry!
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A woman's vagina. Woman unworthy of respect.
Damn, I have been trying to break into that beef sleeve all week.
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It is a euphemism for a transsexuals penis.
Sometimes used for crossdressers, transvestites and/or drag queens.
I was about to have sex with this chick, until I noticed she was packing some she beef.
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