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A bong stronger than friendship, stronger than true love. Usually the bond is formed between a small group of males. they refer to eachother not by name but by simply calling eachother "brobeans". When in need one would assemble a "brobean talk" which is a short meeting between everyone considered to be a brobean. Brobeans never tell secrets to outsiders, however they tell eachother everything they know. No secrets are kept from brobeans. Alas, brobeans is not just a name for best friends. It is a way of life, and the brobean way of life will never be matched by any culture or any society past, present, or future.
"What's up bean bro"
"Yo! Bean bro"
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A blowjob given by a brother (not in relation but in spirit).
Tim's wife was out of town so he had his homeslice, Chad, give him a bro-yob to make him less lonesome.
He swears he doesn't give bro-yob but there is to much evidence to prove it.
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Congratulating a bro, for doing a hoe, or accomplishing something. Commely used between Cub players. Can also be used when someone says a long story for nothing, or when you don't know what to say.
Bro 1: Dude, I had this unreal time with a chick last night, she was so unreal in bed.
Bro 2: Congrats bro.
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Where a bunch of bros head out to a hot spot location, murder four lokos and slay everything that walks. The main goal is to get your numbers up, and if anybody tries to remain sober on a fest they are murdered and buried in a shallow grave.
The White Panda is playing in NYC, we should totally Bro Fest there and murder everything in sight.
The dudes at EpicBroFest.com really know how to throw a fest
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the inseparable relationship between two or more heterosexual, often action-sports-participating, males. similar to the "hetero-life-mate", but based more on surf/skate/snow participation, party attendance and constant exchange of myspace comments and instant messages.
after a full night of sessioning street rails and drinking, dave and brian's bro-mance appears to be in full bloom.
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The ultimate bro. Commonly used to refer to a close friend or pet.
"Bro Diddly, did you seriously just merc on my eggroll?"
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an intangible card, of which, each bro has two of. When a bro needs something, and pulls a bro card, his bros must help him in any way possible, despite their previous obligations, warrants, etc. If a bro uses more than two in his lifetime, he is considered a tool
Mark: I need you to wingman for me. Sally is bringing her friend.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.
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