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Colon Butter

Almost like Teeth Butter but you scrape the walls of the rectum and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread.

"Is that all natural Colon Butter?"
"Can I put some Colon Butter on my sandwich?"
"I got enough Colon Butter for 6 more pieces of toast."

by SmallKolby November 10, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pierogi Butter

A man's ejaculate.

Susie swallowed a pint of my pierogi butter.

by Step-Sister fister November 4, 2010

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Belly Butter

Semen, Jizz, Man Milk, Spunk, Harry-Munk etc

Whilst having a wank, Tom forgot to keep his "Happy-Sock" to hand and unfortunately covered his stomach with Belly Butter at Climax.

by LF Bored Housewife with Webcam November 10, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cunt Butter

1) The semi-hardened combination of female ejaculate, semen, and lubricant

2) An expletive for a frustrating situation or person

3) A heightened and/or more colorful phrase for "cunt"

Guy - "Good morning hun, want to have some nice morning sex?" Girl - "Sure babe! Oh, but first, I need to wash all the cunt butter off my snatch from that awesome threesome we had last night"

Guy - "Baby I want you to spread that cunt butter all over my naked chest like I'm a piece of marble rye"

"Remember that time Shawn took that hot girl at bar home that I was into, God he was such a cunt butter"

by JimmyJoe878 February 18, 2012

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Buttered Vegetables

A female dyes her pubic hair green, and a male ejaculates onto her pubes and "butters up her vegetables"

I talked to the chef, she is totally down to make some Buttered Vegetables

by Vegetable Butter-er January 13, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


man-buttered

1. creampie into anus
2. pull out, position face underneath anus
3. the creampied individual contracts muscles to force the cum out of their anus
4. the creampier revels in the spray from the anus of their own cum onto their face

The creampier has been man-buttered.

Boy I love anal sex, but it just isn't the same unless I get man-buttered afterwards.

by howaboutagordosandwich February 12, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Butter Monster

An extremely obese person who can only be satiated by eating other people.

Even though the butter monster had eaten a large fried chicken dinner from KFC, she couldn't be sated until she ate the young child.

by mmitty November 9, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž