Almost like Teeth Butter but you scrape the walls of the rectum and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread.
"Is that all natural Colon Butter?"
"Can I put some Colon Butter on my sandwich?"
"I got enough Colon Butter for 6 more pieces of toast."
If you are a harry styles stan looking up the meaning of this please go back to school the real world doesn’t revolve around sexual definitions on urban dictionary ✨
A butter dish appeared on a mysterious table on the beach
Using your middle finger to churn somebody's butthole and then immediately churning your own butthole with that same finger
"Where did they run off to?"
"Oh, they're probably trading butter in the attic again. "
that slimy liquid that forms along your gooch, plaguing those around you with the lingering odor of your scrotum
I havent showered in days and now i have mad taint butter
A female dyes her pubic hair green, and a male ejaculates onto her pubes and "butters up her vegetables"
I talked to the chef, she is totally down to make some Buttered Vegetables
1. creampie into anus
2. pull out, position face underneath anus
3. the creampied individual contracts muscles to force the cum out of their anus
4. the creampier revels in the spray from the anus of their own cum onto their face
The creampier has been man-buttered.
Boy I love anal sex, but it just isn't the same unless I get man-buttered afterwards.
Causing trouble in a smooth manner so that no one notices, as in slicing a butter with a warm knife.
Mary stole all of our bananas! Why did she slice the butter so bad?