hand cannon

When a man commits premature ejaculation as she is direct his penis into her vagina.

Izzy was surprised when she turned his penis into a real hand cannon.

Hand-cannon

Any 24 ounce beer or malt liquor that is on ice in the coolers when you enter a gas station or sold at professional sports stadiums

“Schuster had 7 hand-cannons during the Astros game last night, bro was loaded.”

Butter cannon

The breasts of an old woman that contain milk that has spoiled and when they are squeezed, instead of milk, butter comes shooting out.

Guy 1-How was that old lady you banged last night?
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.

hold this cannon

Hold my dick or suck it.

Jerry told James to : Hold this cannon

James: ofcourse I’ll suck your dick

cannon ball johnson

when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.

man, last night i cannon ball johnson'd your sister!

raw cannon

Elongated male genitalia

I had the best raw cannon.

drew and cannon

Drew And Cannon. Both are dreamsexual E-boys who online date each other on discord.

Hey look it’s drew and cannon! … oh. It’s drew and cannon… gross