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a normal child

oof so ur here to huh i cant help you but.. bining a normal child help ur mom all day give her a creepy ass smile

mom: WHY CANT U BE A NORMAL CHILD
me: ......stop

by UvU_wolf_ May 22, 2021

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Forest child

A young person who grew up in a boring ass forest/lake town who spent most of their time fishing, hiking, and probably booked up with their cousin a few times

One look at Hailey and you know she’s a born and raised forest child. She spends her free time spear fishing and trying to hook up with summer tourists

by Mikey Atkins July 19, 2018

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Forest child

A kid that grew up in the woods doing outdoorsy shit like hiking, hammocking, drinking moonshine, and rock climbing.

Billy only ever wants to hang out if we’re basically backpacking, god what a forest child.

Billy is such a forest child he just told me he’d fuck his second cousin.

by Pearl Paul July 19, 2018

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Plantation Child

A black child that was born on a plantation; most likely a slave

Look at dat der' plantation child pick dat cotton

by chinkooooo July 15, 2010

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Meat Child

A disgusting looking mutated meat blob of a child found drawn in books, chalk boards, white boards, magazines, or any where else that can be drawn on, Although they have been rumored to live in certian forest all around the United States, no official evidence has been found to prove this.
The most widely drawn meat child has its eyes melting off its face, no mouth, no legs, slits for a nose and an arm growing out of its head, however, meat children have been seen with a wide verity of features.

Save the Meat Child!
Lets go kick the Meat Child!
The "beef" in that beef and bean burrito is accually made from ground Meat Children!

by Smog the Pyro King June 19, 2007

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freak child

a random person that does so strange things some times but is very nice and lovely
very similar to noob

you're such a freak child

by krazydb October 15, 2008

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Dr. Childs

Assistant math prof who is Protas' and Gomez' bitch. He resents them and takes out his frustration by being an asshole to first years and writing impossible exams.

Fuck Dr. Childs I'm going to Protas' lecture, he makes hard concepts seem trivial at best.

by Fancis Begbie April 10, 2009

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