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The models that "eat" the chocolate in the chocolate commercials while "eating" gracefully and still maintaining white teeth.
Linda: Ugh I hate that chocolate model.
Emilia: No Linda you don't hate her, you just want to be a chocolate model
Jack: Dayumm look at that model!
Sam: She's a chocolate model, Jack, you will never have a chance with her.
Whisking or scrambling eggs as one would with an omelette then inserting the mixture into one's asshole. The resulting mixture is then removed and prepared as a chocolate omelette.
I woke up yesterday and made a chocolate omelette with Becky; we had chipotle the night before so there was an extra spicy kick.
chocolate you put on your cock befor putting it in
omg i need to buy some of that dick chocolate
An excuse made when people see any of your personal belongings covered with brown stains. This phrase is mostly used as a defense against the assumption that the stains derived from feces.
Guy: How do like my room babe.
Girl: It's nice. (Looks at bed sheets) Why are there brown stains all over your bed?
Guy: Uh... it's just chocolate.
That rumbling feeling low in your stomach before explosive diarrhoea.
"Man, shouldn't have had that curry. Definitely feeling a chocolate rumble"
Sam: Look at those two over there, definitely uphill gardeners.
Tom: Deffo, bet they are going home to do some chocolate mining!
A denizen of the Luxembourg region, often originating from Belgium. Expert chocolatier, specializing in the gourmet crafting of chocolate waffles.
Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.
"Hey girl, I heard you're back on the market?"
"No, I got me a Chocolate Husband!"