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Wokesboro Baptist Church

The zealous devotion to wokeness including: public shaming, calling for job termination, harassing otherwise peaceful events, shouting over and disrupting rational counter arguments, demanding everything be viewed through the woke lens, etc.
Behavior otherwise attributed to Westbrook Baptist Church members

A: “What is up with Paul?? He was screaming I was ‘CisHet’ and clapping in my face to ‘Do. The. Work.’ What does that even mean?”
B: “He goes to the Wokesboro Baptist Church so he makes everything shitty. Just ignore him.”

by Pnw2mpls November 3, 2021


night church

When there's a fuck ton of traffic on a Sunday night.

Morgan "Why is there so much damn traffic"
Adam "I don't fucking know; night church?"

by Adam Dabel July 31, 2017


Canfield Presbyterian Church

One of the best churches in the World!

Random person: Hey what church do you go to?

Me: Canfield Presbyterian Church!

by Mr. Tall guy or Alex C June 13, 2023


northstar church

the best church in the world🤩🥱🎻💀 go there now if your in knoxville tennessee!

megan thee stallion: Aye i’m finna move to tennessee just so i can go to northstar church

dababy: let’s goooo

by alayna wayna<3 June 15, 2021


Go To Church

GTC - Use this when a mf say sum so disgusting it makes you wanna gag

N/A : this food so good make me wanna bust
You : nigga go to church (gtc)

by pimpdaddycraig June 4, 2022


church fundraiser

Makes people believe less

Freind: Give me £5 so i can go and get myself a drink
Me: Thats gonna work on me as much as a church fundraiser

by MarioMama February 21, 2016


church militant

A devout follower of the Christian church, "militant" meaning that life is a battle and Heaven of the Eternal Triumph

A devout Christian is a church militant

by sweet96629 October 17, 2022