The zealous devotion to wokeness including: public shaming, calling for job termination, harassing otherwise peaceful events, shouting over and disrupting rational counter arguments, demanding everything be viewed through the woke lens, etc.
Behavior otherwise attributed to Westbrook Baptist Church members
A: “What is up with Paul?? He was screaming I was ‘CisHet’ and clapping in my face to ‘Do. The. Work.’ What does that even mean?”
B: “He goes to the Wokesboro Baptist Church so he makes everything shitty. Just ignore him.”
When there's a fuck ton of traffic on a Sunday night.
Morgan "Why is there so much damn traffic"
Adam "I don't fucking know; night church?"
One of the best churches in the World!
Random person: Hey what church do you go to?
Me: Canfield Presbyterian Church!
the best church in the world🤩🥱🎻💀 go there now if your in knoxville tennessee!
megan thee stallion: Aye i’m finna move to tennessee just so i can go to northstar church
dababy: let’s goooo
GTC - Use this when a mf say sum so disgusting it makes you wanna gag
N/A : this food so good make me wanna bust
You : nigga go to church (gtc)
Freind: Give me £5 so i can go and get myself a drink
Me: Thats gonna work on me as much as a church fundraiser
A devout follower of the Christian church, "militant" meaning that life is a battle and Heaven of the Eternal Triumph
A devout Christian is a church militant