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fancy condoms

All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night

We're using the fancy condoms tonight.

by Jpeg February 15, 2015


fancy condoms

All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night

We're using the fancy condoms tonight.

by Jpeg February 15, 2015


Coffee condom

The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.

May I have a coffee condom for the cup to keep from burning my hands please?

by Momma D6 February 20, 2018


Condom Convo

Conversation you have to understand if you’re exclusive or not.

Gaia: you look pretty pale girl, are you ok?
Caro: no! we just had the condom convo

by Beacarogaia March 8, 2021


Condom xl

An extra large condom that’s really big

Hey my condom xl broke while I was inside my gurl now I’m a father das right

by Bootymaster696969696969 August 8, 2019


Card Condom

A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.

You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?

sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove

by Ivanchuk "Gore Buff" June 24, 2014


captain condom

A person who's father should have used a condom. Or defiantly should have pulled out.

Joe is such a captain condom. I bet his father wished he used one .

by Broutiful February 28, 2016