Corn Nuts

For The Educated:

The hard particles of composed of undigested corn left inside fecal matter after a large bowel evacuation. May occur after eating any variety of zea mays.

For the Idiots:

The little hard corn nuggets in your shit after you take a big one. Happens after eating corn.

Me: Man... I gave your mom a hot lunch last night, and she almost choked on the corn nuts.

You: Yeah, that's my Mom... always choking on stuff.

Me: Yeah, I know. She was so embarrassed that she let me give her the ol' donkey punch to make up for it.

You: But... Only I am supposed to give her the donkey punch!

Me: You sick fuck.

You: *head hung in shame*

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corn ball

1.A fucking guy who walks down the street grilling You when he's with his punk ass crew, but when he's by himself he doesn't look Your way.

2.A fucking guy who calls his little ordinary ass girlfriend up throughout the day asking her "where you at?",
"Baby,who you chillin with?"

1. That cornball allways grillin!


2. This cornball is strait pussy-whipped!

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Corn Bread

1) The most incredibly perfect substance on the Planet

2) The substance of which God is made of

.....mmmmmmmmmmmm..........corn bread......mmmmmmmmmm........

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Corn in poop

When you can see bright yellow corn cornel in your poop.

"Dude, come chack out my corn in poop!"

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Corn Holed

Being on the losing side of a fantasy league trade.

Ottawa really corn holed the new owner.
Look out Peepers, he's going to corn hole you!

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corn swaggler

One who inserts a mostly eaten corn on the cob into the anal crevice of their lover and then removes it with their mouth.

Orville Redenbacher, the corn swaggler with his boyfriend daily to test his microwave popcorn recipe. He is the Popcorn King of Anal America

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corn pone

The term "corn pone" is often used as a noun to refer to those who have certain rural, unsophisticated peculiarities, often associated with the trashy and trailer park types. As well as an adjective to describe "hick" characteristics. The term is often directed at those from rural areas where imbreeding is rampant

WHOA that dude is totally corn pone!

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