Cow Eyes

How a females eyes look when she attempts to look in the eyes of the person she is giving a blow job.

Don't give me cow eyes, watch what you're doing.

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Cow Tipping

When a thin male has sex with a abnormally large female.

"Hey Tom, how was cow tipping last night?"

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cow boy

a sick bastard dressed up im leather riding animals around a ring for his fans and later having sex with the bulls and goats.

Dont let ur babies grow up to be cow boys! thats animal cruelty

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Cow Fucker

Someone who enjoys the company and sexual enjoyment of pleasuring cows

Nate is a cow fucker!

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Moo Cow

A cow that says moo.

Person 1: "Oh my GOD! That cow just barked! I swear!"

Person 2: "Of course it didn't, it's not a moo cow."

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cow poker

A person who goes out and intentionally has sex with cows.

Man that guy in sales is a real cow poker.

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cow tipping

the act of fucking a fat chick and as soon as you you finish you push her off the bed

She broke her arm after alex went cow tipping on her

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