a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .
"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."
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When a group of men form a circle jerk, and finish off on crackers. The last guy to finish has to eat the crackers.
Man that party sounds worse than a sausage fest... It's gonna be a cracker party!.
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A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.
John Cracker: "Yo my home dogs, do you want to go bust some caps?"
Black guys: "............."
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when you think a girl with no ass looks great
that girl is so flat, you must have cracker eyes
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someone so white that u cant even explain it
person 1: did u see that new kid gaege today?
person 2: yah! he was such a pastey cracker!!
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When you boutta beat the Poo poo out of a white kid
Boutta go full cracker smacker on joe Biden
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A black person with a preference for white romantic and sexual partners.
Person 1:
βHave you seen Tyra Banksβ new white boyfriend? I didnβt know she was a cracker jacker.β
Person 2: βsheβs not a cracker jacker, she goes black and forth.β
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