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After the party, a dozen dead Indians lay on the floor.
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Very accurate. When used as an explanatory measurement, it means that it is within 99% accuracy.
When I shot that bitch up in the face with my desert eagle, I made sure the slide was dead nuts on.
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what we call bob after he dies.
dead bob smells too much. let's bury him.
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When a man comes in a woman's eyes and she is left to stagger around with her arms outstretched, looking for something to clean up with.
After I popped on her face, she did the Walking Dead until she found her way into the bathroom and flushed the goo out of her eyes.
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After not washing your "kitty" for a couple weeks/months.
Man! Have you smells Jennifer's kitty lately? Man, she's got one nasty dead tuna up in hurr.
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