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When two bros find that they have identical penises.
“WOW BRO! Nice dick! It looks just like mine! You must be my dick twin!”
The substance that leaves the male urethra after filtration of the blood via the kidneys.
College professor: what is the name of the substance that is excreted from the body in the liquid form?
Student: Dick pee.
College professor: That is correct.
A condition that occurs to males, usually after a night of sex. The male goes into the bathroom to urinate, and a paste almost clogs his urethra. The result is not one, but two (or more) streams are released. One hits the toilet seat, one runs down the male's leg, and one hits the cat. The toilet water is never touched.
I had to shower and change my pants because glue dick sprayed all over the bathroom again!
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Siege Dick is a term used to describe your dick when it shrivels up into nothing after playing the hit online game, Rainbow Six Siege, a little to hard.
Ayy man, I got me some fucking siege dick right now.
Damn bro, if you keep playing like that you finna get siege dick.
A man who brags about their Penis size being larger than others, and is always asking to compare.
"Dude, Blackwell asked Hoon to compare sizes , Blackwell is a total Dick Bugler "
"my male genitalia is predominately a greater length and width than yours" - Said the Dick Bugler
Expression used by sexual predators when referring to adolescent male prey.
I need to get me some young dick.
(adjective) A person who sucks a man’s penis with intensity.
I thought she wouldn’t blow me, but she’s a dick donner.
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