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someone go sells dilods insteada drugs. it's better than a drug dealer because it'll last longer.
Sam- hey um what's a dildo dealer?
Cam- a person who sells dildos.
Sam- ohhh do you know where I can get one?
When one person like Paddy Roe uses a massive dildo to rub against their balls and tease their satisfaction levels. Dildo Fondling is often used by massive gay boys so Paddy fits into the description perfectly
Oi isn’t paddy’s hobby Dildo Fondling
When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.
"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."
A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.
guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?
A line of 50 women standing behind 50 men with 12-inch strapons penetrating their anuses.
Man I'd love to have a dildo train with them!
A Dogs favorite toy amongst a pile of dildos is the butt plug of its owner.
You ruined my erection doggy dildo.