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jelly dirting

It's when a lube up penis penetrates an anus that has not been wiped in a while.

Mom: it smell like smells like someone has been jelly dirting.

Son: shut up, like you know what that means..

by ghettojello November 23, 2013

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Dirt Squirrel

Similar to a Red Neck, a Dirt Squirrel is poor, uneducated and uncouth. The difference is Dirt Squirrel's have dirty necks and can't actually achieve a "red neck." More commonly found in the Rural southwest regions of the USA. Most notably being from Arizona. Dirt Squirrels rarely bathe. Often crooked teeth but always yellowish tartar build up and bad breath. Live in dirty, cluttered and over crowded conditions.

Look at those Dirt Squirrels over there Dirt Squirreling it up!

by wci2003 April 12, 2019

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Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing β€œthe dirt”.

β€œHey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
β€œBrother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

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dirt city

an everyday mother fuckin asperation to become more than what society has catagorized you when you where born!

dont look at me wrong or i will show you my dirt city (revolver)
bitch you better break me off with my dirt city (green backs)
mother fucker you ripped me off so im going to stick my shive in you (one of the least known forms of dirt city, but dirt city never the less)

by im a mother fuckin pimp August 26, 2009

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dirt cert

Meaning most definately.

Sam was Dirt Cert that she'd win the audition

by Joey February 15, 2005

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Dirt sandwich

A sandwich that consists of a baked potatoe and a chicken breast. Yup, that's it, a dry ass potatoe and chicken sandwich that tastes like dirt.

You see Dusty over there ? He's eating a dirt sandwich, what a homo!

by Dick Lesomo January 29, 2020

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dirt sucker

when u suck the dirt and u rinse it with stomach acids and poop it out with blood and u find diamond :)

person 1: i am thy sucker of dirt
person 2: split thy monei pls
person 1: no u stupid idiot i wont give dirt sucker money to u noob

by noobie gamgo October 9, 2020

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