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A fuck up of what was meant to be a piledriver done by a Moose lover.
OMG! DECETION DRIVAH~! Now he's gonna violate that poor moose...
Designatedist Driver:
-Is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, "designatedist driver" meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive
Sorry for the late response,
I was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive
When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis
Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands
An alcoholic beverage consisting of one half of a Mad Dog (MD 20/20 -- any flavor) and filling the remainder of the bottle with 80 proof vodka.
I was bombed off my ass riding down the road on my bicycle. I shouldn't have had that Mad Driver.
When a guy is drilling a bitch from behind and his best bro is feeding him chicken wings as he drills his bitch
“Bro, last night, Jason and Cheryl were goin at it and I had to be feeding the driver all night.”
Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job
Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday
Guy2; well aren't you just Castro
Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.
"Damn, Yolanda is a shitty bus driver."