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Chronicler Effect

When one adopts the persona of having a crush on someone not available to them (usually because they are fictional or along-dead historical figures) for the sake of a joke for so long that one develops a legitimate crush on them.

Named after a member of a history-themed discord server who acted as a chronicler of all the events occurring (this happens to be me lol).

Chronicler: I say Anna Komnene my beloved, but is it sad that I think I legitimately have a bit of a crush on her now?

Sokrates: Same, I think I might have actually got the Chronicler Effect. I 've got an actual crush on Belisarius as well!

by AnnaKomneneMyBeloved<3 January 20, 2023


Subi Effect

When one person is stuck in a process or approval, and another person comes in and gets everything magically resolved.
Similarly, in sales, one person has been talking to a client about a solution, but cant get the deal done. Another person comes in to support the conversation and *poof* sale is made.

I've been struggling to get approvals from my client, so I brought in a peer who applied the subi effect. Problems solved.

by .B.O.B. April 29, 2021


Godzilla Effect

An effect originating from the Godzilla franchise in its early days, because it was dubbed over the characters mouths didn't move in sync with the words

"why this video looking like it has the Godzilla Effect Broski"

by Sincord November 4, 2021


Tessitore Effect

Joe Tessitore is a college football announcer for ESPN. Any games that he announces is pretty much guaranteed to go down to the wire likely with a wild finish.

The Tessitore Effect was in full force last night when Joe Tessitore announced the South Carolina-Missouri game last night and there was a big comeback that sent the game into overtime.

by COSDawg1985 October 27, 2013


The Murzulus Effect

The Murzulus Effect

A scientific theory that indicates homo-sapiens acquire the competence and intelligence to telepathically communicate and cause two or more homo-sapiens to simultaneously activate their sensory system to go ahead and proceed with sending sensory signals to the phalanges which then will cause an imbalance in the forces, Newton's first law, if a body is at rest or moving at a constant speed in a straight line, it will remain at rest or keep moving in a straight line at constant speed unless it is acted upon by a force, the phalanges commence with acceleration, Newton's second law of motion, F = ma. Moreover, collision occurs when the phalanges make contact with an input device, all these actions occur due to a neurological telepathic communication between homo-sapiens that would bring them to the same place/state at the same time, unconsciously.

In simpler words, two or more people unconsciously start texting at the same time.

Person 1: *typing*
Person 2: *typing*
Person 1: wth man we were offline now we are online texting at the same time, is it a coincidence or is it "The Murzulus Effect"?

by Murdery September 11, 2020


Long Effect

The "Long Effect" originates from the the city of philadelphia. It's when someone goes from a gym bro to a slacker and months even years pass from getting gains. The individual starts suffering from delusions of false strength, endurance and overall discipline but really is just a small, fragile, female dog. This disease can last a lifetime and is extremely contagious.

" He said he was coming to the gym today but I guess not lol it must be the "Long effect".

by Dai Lo Lord Fourth October 20, 2022


LaCoste Effect

(2004) Synonym with white flight. Literally, an unorganized movement of white 16-22 year olds away from the old Abercrombie staple to once again, recapture a sense of patrician exclusivity characteristic of many American whites.

The LaCoste Effect increases as the frequency of non-white Abercombie- wearers increase.

by Tirade June 2, 2004

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