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the feast of evil

this is the entire month of may where all evil celebrate their evil and all they did year long, and feast on any foods they want, even human babies and even have sex with them. a lot of people try to have babies in the month of may so their babies will be super evil. they tell their stories and they learn from each other and become even more greater and do it every year. they even kidnap babies to keep them until they grown up and just fed them what they want to feed them so they can drain all their blood to drink at this feast every year. to eat human babies. eat baby fruits off the trees, and baby animals instead of letting them grow up and mature and produce more meat...they love how tender and soft and juicy the flesh of a new born and season it to perfection. this is only for evil people and its illegal. they don't have a right to, they just don't get caught doing it.

i can't wait until the feast of evil to start in the month of may again.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022


evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 21, 2018


Evil Sheese

An insane or bonkers Sheese created by the sheese god

Im being eaten by an evil sheese

I don't know why the sheese god is making me fight an evil sheese

by Lin Siden October 26, 2022


liquid evil

Either something incredibly sexual or just evil personified in a liquid.

The second one was what I meant in my definition for “second”.

Sorry.

Liquid evil—in both definitions it is 70% pure evil. 99% off, buy now.

by Cat… with a K. August 25, 2023


citizen evil

a person or thing, usually a woman, that does deeply despicable and violent acts without being caught and having a malicious intent, such as abandoning babies/children, the killing of animals, extreme domestic violence, extreme, cruel, and unusual punishments on children, etc.

She left her one year old baby boy all by himself at home when she went on a week long vacation! It died on the second night. What is she, citizen evil?

by astrophilaic May 21, 2020


Evil org

A lifestyle/ clothing brand known for fire abstract clothing

Hey did you cop that new Evil org collection?

by Jayzman123 March 11, 2023


beyond good and evil

In his book Beyond Good and Evil, the so-called "wolf philosopher" Friedrich Nietzsche's main argument is that morality—the system that we organize our world into to identify, name, and categorize all the possible actions we could do as either good or evil—is not only simply incorrect, but it, in fact, serves no useful purpose any longer in our world.

Random heartbroken guy: "Cindy dumped me in the most vicious manner imaginable."
Bro well read on Nietzsche: "You will benefit from this, unless you kill yourself that is, Because what doesn't kill a nigga makes him stronger. Cindy is beyond good and evil. It really does be like this."

by ades4nt July 18, 2023