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A person who claims to be your friend on facebook, but doesn't notice or speak to you in real life.
Matt - That girl Jessica added me as a friend last night, and we talked a lot about random crap, but in class she didn't even notice me.
Jeff - Probably because she's just your Facebook friend
Matt - Forever alone
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when two people, dating or not, proceed to comment on each others walls and pictures,back and forth continuously to the point of exhaustion.
"Maria commented on so many of Andy's pictures last night. She's totally facebook humping him."
"I feel bad for Maria's Ex"
"Why?"
"Because her and Andy are facebook humping in front of everyone"
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when someone decides to quit getting on facebook.
esp. when the person was previously obsessed.
similar use as the single word sober
"Dude, I've been facebook sober for a week!"
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Commenting or posting on a friend's wall and immediately regretting the action, in fear that they won't appreciate or enjoy the post, so much so that you consider instantly deleting the post rather than suffering awkwardness.
Two hours after posting the video with no comments or likes, Connie immediately was hit with a case of facebook regret.
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A person who frequently bitches and moans on Facebook statuses about life events with little or no cause.
Status:I don't understand why people can't take a hint... if I deleted ur phone number it means I don't wanna talk to you, not lets continue the conversation or go run your mouth to our mutual friends about it. It means drop the fucking topic. Blah I need a shot.
Comment: Shut the fuck up! Nobody cares about your petty life events! Your a Facebook Crybaby!
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A person who is constantly looking on people's facebook sites and knows everything that is happening, or has happened that day on facebook.
Ahhh i see you went to the BBQ at the weekend buddy.
How do you know? You're such a facebook hawk!
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This is the moment that you realize new things about people you thought you knew in high school, childhood or whatever after reading their Facebook profile. Just like in that MAKEOVER show, the REVEAL is where it is all explained.
Looking through a facebook page you see that an old guy friend is social networking, single and interested in MEN.
I knew that Jim was a little effeminate, but through a facebook reveal, he is apparently gay.
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