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The Beatles were also called The Fab Four. This is a humorous play on that.
Yesterday I was listening to "Let It Be," by the Four Faps.
Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.
I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.
People who go on DeviantART or other soical media and just follow hundreds of porn/fetish accounts just to get their jimmies off. Fap clouds have no icons or anything. They are just their to coom to whatever pedophilia, bestiality, objectified women and farts.
"Oh look. A new follower! Oh it's just some tween with a Fap cloud. sigh"
the idea of not fapping every friday
Friend: You wanna fap?
Other Friend: No its no fap friday
When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.
Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.
beating your meat out of pure frustration.
i'm sick of getting these answers wrong, gonna take a fuming fap real quick.
after failing the test, johnny slipped into the bathroom and came out 20min later...that fap was definitely fuming.
When you aren't risking catching whatever they've got, but they're still attractive enough to warrant rubbing one out later
1: Yo, did you have sex with her?!
2: Of course not, it was a preferred fap.