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the fitness gram pacer is a multi-staged aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
idrk no one talks abt this
fitness gram pacer test
The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is an aerobic capacity torture technique for young children and adults. When you hear this sound *d i n g* You may begin the torture of bad cardio. Run from one end of the room to the other before you here this sound * b e e p * Are you ready to collapse? Go on the word "die". On your mark, get set, DIE!
"Ugh my friends won't respond, I'll just spam the fitness gram pacer test until they beg me to stop":)
someone who is very good looking
"danielle is a fit stick"
"danielle has been hit with the fit stick"
when someone is beyond fit, someone who makes you stop what you are doing.
you want to do them right there and then.
they are extremely good looking.
(when seeing a hot guy) "That is extreme fitness."
An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.
Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.
If it fits, it ships.
This is some made up nonsense that doesn't actually exist. Anyone who uses it is missing a few marbles.
Jackie told Patrick her mom was going to have a harry fit. Patrick told Jackie that word doesn't exist, and that she is clearly missing a few marbles.
A melting pot where various ethnicities go to try on clothing, and sweat. This makes the Fitting Room unbearably muggy and smell absolutely pungent.
Kid: Mom, it’s so hot and smelly in the fitting room, when can we leave?
Mom: Well, I still have this t-shirt to try on .