bad joke

when some nerd says a bad joke

nerd: your ugly
any one else: bad joke but shrek called he wants his face back

that’s a good joke ^ or any your mom joke or dad jokes

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eddie joke

a joke that if it were to be told in the right context with the right timing would actually have a chance at being considered laughable, or for at least a disappointing chuckle. named after a master of telling badly timed, worded and carried out jokes.

ex of eddie joke:

"what is this, some kinda bowling alley?"

(joke said 30 min after group left the bowling alley)

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catching jokes

when you are finding a lot of things funny and can't stop laughing
a number of things are amusing you just as easily as it is to catch something

what you lot doing there on the floor
-just catching jokes man, i'm creasin'!!

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Rape joke

100% funny, anyone who thinks otherwise is a grade A snowflake

Dude he made me laugh so much it felt like a rape joke

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Boot Joke

A joke played on an online game (usually X-Box Live or PSN) in which the host, who has the ability to kick players from the game tricks a player into saying the word "Boot" or "Kick". The host will then kick that player as soon as he says it.

Host: Hey you know the cat from Shrek?
Victim: Yea
Host: Whats his name?
Victim: Puss in Boots? *KICKED*
I have to say Boot Joke in example???

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Best Jokes

The king of all jokes. A form of Joke that requires an explanation of the punch line before any laughter can be had. The punch line should not deliver a blow of hilarity until it is clearly explained why it is funny to begin with.

T: Who is the smartest person you know?
K: Tarik...hahahaha
T: I don't get it?
K: It's funny because Tarik is mentally retarded.
T: Oh now I get it...hahahaha, the best jokes!

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Rape joke

Not funny,didn't laugh
Monke in not proud

Guy 1:*makes rake joke*
Girl 1:*murders him but has no charges because rape jokes aren't legal anywhere*

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