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True Christian™

Originally a descriptive for a member of Landover Baptist Church (God's Favorite Church) but also includes those members of the Exclusive Country Club of the Predestined and Sanctified Elect who believes and preaches the Bible IN ITS ENTIRETY; and who, by stating they "love the sinner and hate the sin" have no problem telling anyone who isn’t a non-White Anglo-Saxon conservative fundagelical -- including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homersexurals, Joos, Mooslims, Hindoos, Boodhists, Mormens, Methodists, Whiskypalians, Plentycostals, blacks, the French, ragheads, LIEberals and DEMONcrats -- that God loves them so much He's going to make sure they burn in an everlasting Hell.

Examples of True Christians™ include Betty Bowers, Jerry Falwell, Fred Phelps, John Hagee, James Dobson, Tom DeLay, Rod Parsley, Sister Taffy and Judy O’Christian. Note: descriptions or lists of these kinds of Christians should always be accompanied with the ™ sign.

James Dobson's brand of True Christianlurve, where he lovingly tells all homosexuals that they're going to burn in Hell, makes me feel all warm and tingly inside!

by carpbear July 11, 2008

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true say

a phrase which was invented and ONLY CAN BE USED BY D.NS9 aka DANIEl specifically DANIEL N HOWEVER CERTAIN PEOPLE WILL CLAIM It IS THEIR WORD SUCH AS francesca smh

True say francesca doesn't talk to me a school but claims to kmt

by D.NS9 January 13, 2020

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punk (the true definition)

a prison sex slave

The pants below the ass are for easy access for the master of said sex slave.

Turn of the baseball cap to the right or left means you are a pitcher or cacher during said gay sextual acts.

Sorry thats the truth if you don't like it pull up your pants fix your hat and stop acting like a punk.

punk (the true definition) is the pedofile in prision.

by johnnylonghorse August 20, 2011

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true love

something that doesn't exist

hey what is imaginary thing you see in movies oh yeah true love

by te amo mi amor January 12, 2018

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True Luv

What Brittany Jayy and Jordan Pee got and if we dont got its we darn close <3

Guy #1: Heyy do you know Jordan Pee
Guy #2: Yeah him and Brittany Jayy got that true luv

by Flocka Licious April 2, 2011

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True Love

the feelings reggie mantle has for veronica lodge.

friend: did you see the newest episode of riverdale? reggie has true love for veronica!
me: he really does!

by anonymous_shipper March 11, 2019

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True Love

Fp Jones and Alice Smith.

True love - When loving someone since high school and end up marrying screw ups but after all the mess is out of the way you still love each other and become a couple, its just like before and you're the best version of yourself around them.

Person 1 : Hey did you see the episode of Riverdale last night?

Person 2 : Yeah. It's my favourite episode. Fp and Alice deserve each other and clearly have true love
Person 1 : Definitely. I love them so much

by FaliceForever November 24, 2019

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