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It's a blow job in return for a favour
He just did me a favour helped me cut the grass I'm going to give him a French favour in return
Peter: "Isn't that guy in that rap group a midget?"
Paul: "Yeah I think so".
Mary: "Oh yeah, he's a French Monk".
When your friend is so drunk and needs to barf but won’t, you stimulate the barf by tickling their uvula with your dick.
Reece was so drunk I had to give him the ol’ French trigger before church.
At the point immediately preceding ejaculation, you blow a smoke ring in the direction you will be aiming in, pullout and cum through the ring
You still talking to that same chick?
Nope. French O hit her in the eye and my work was done.
When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.
I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...
Cheese wiz or other liquidy cheese that can be used as a sexually lubricant.
Hey, I ran out of KY so I used some French lube instead.
The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag
Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?