Deep Fried Pickle

See Trojan Horse. They look like chicken nuggets, but don't be fooled. If you look REALLY close, you can tell that they are wolves in sheep's clothing. For some reason, no matter where I look online, I don't see anyone having a problem with them, which boggles my mind. The issue isn't even the fact that they're pickles, it's the fact that they look so god damn similar to chicken nuggets. Like, fuck, either make them easier to identify or explicitly make sure that the one about to eat them knows what they are. I swear it's some sick joke.

This kinda stuff is why I have trust issues.

Before eating the "chicken nuggets":
Oooh! Some chicken nuggets!
After eating what turned out to be deep fried pickles:
Why is the world so cruel...

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Fried green tomato

When you finally get in that throat punch he’s been deserving for so long

Wow what happened to you!?
I gave him a fried green tomato, he had it coming

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Fried Cheeseburger Pancake

When a fat chick whose smelly, nasty, withered pussy fried hamburger with a frothy yellowish film cheese lowers all of that gaping meat onto a guy's face, leaving it flattened pancake.

My brother died last year after his girlfriend gave him a fried cheeseburger pancake.

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fried chicken and orchids

The most amazing combo in the world. They go hand in hand with each other better than bread and butter.

fried chicken and orchids = <33333333

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Omlette with Fried Bacon

Excessively obese woman with long curly red hair.

Man, Kara looks like an Omlette with Fried Bacon!

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pork fried rice

To engage in coitus with an asian female.

Hey Randy, what happened with that asian chick you went out with last night?
You pork fried rice?

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stir fried shit

Terrible, horrible, atrocious food. The worst tasting thing ever.

My mother-in-law's meatloaf tasted terriblelike stir fried shit.

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