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See Trojan Horse. They look like chicken nuggets, but don't be fooled. If you look REALLY close, you can tell that they are wolves in sheep's clothing. For some reason, no matter where I look online, I don't see anyone having a problem with them, which boggles my mind. The issue isn't even the fact that they're pickles, it's the fact that they look so god damn similar to chicken nuggets. Like, fuck, either make them easier to identify or explicitly make sure that the one about to eat them knows what they are. I swear it's some sick joke.
This kinda stuff is why I have trust issues.
Before eating the "chicken nuggets":
Oooh! Some chicken nuggets!
After eating what turned out to be deep fried pickles:
Why is the world so cruel...
When a fat chick whose smelly, nasty, withered pussy fried hamburger with a frothy yellowish film cheese lowers all of that gaping meat onto a guy's face, leaving it flattened pancake.
My brother died last year after his girlfriend gave him a fried cheeseburger pancake.
The most amazing combo in the world. They go hand in hand with each other better than bread and butter.
fried chicken and orchids = <33333333
Excessively obese woman with long curly red hair.
Man, Kara looks like an Omlette with Fried Bacon!
To engage in coitus with an asian female.
Hey Randy, what happened with that asian chick you went out with last night?
You pork fried rice?
Terrible, horrible, atrocious food. The worst tasting thing ever.
My mother-in-law's meatloaf tasted terriblelike stir fried shit.
The act of fingering your partner while she has her period. After your finished make her lick it off your hands.
my girl had her period last night so i gave her chili cheese fries!!!