ShitTalkingKing from ifunny

Frankie? More like Skankie! Birth name is Frachesco, not to be confused with the commonly ordered Starbucks drink. T-mobile associate by day, pussy slayer by night.

1:Just copped this new iPhone X
2: word. ShitTalkingKing from ifunny is throwin out hella good deals

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Death from Behind

The destruction of the anal cavity by a very large penis or artificial member yet somehow still leading to mutual pleasure

Jared said he was going to give his girlfriend ‘death from behind’, she laughed and said “Not with that thing you’re not”

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Run From the Times

A saying which states that one does not follow modern culture, no matter how good it may be (this is mainly due to people who were unsatisfied with the pop culture they grew up with and thus do not get with the times anymore).

A lot of 2010s kids run from the times pretty young.

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winning from behind

EITHER 1- to make a comeback.

real madrid won 2-1 from behind.

OR 2- Cute way of saying anal sex.

e.g. I want to win from behind babe.

1- real madrid 2-1, winning from behind.
2- I want to engage in winning from behind babe.

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shoot from the hip

Shooting a weapon while holding it really low, at hipline, as the name suggests. Usually done by only highly skilled marksmen, since aiming like that is very difficult.

When I shoot from the hip, I need an entire magazine to hit the broad side of a barn.

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from first to last

a group of quite talented lyricists and musicians.
also, WHO THE FUCK CARES WHO THE SINGER IS or what they look like, if they use eyeliner, what they wear - fuck that. seriously, if you're judging a band based on their looks or lack thereof, you are a hardcore idiot twat and no one will take you seriously.

anyone who says this band sucks just because they've heard of them from shitty people deserves to be beaten with an aluminum baseball bat. just put image aside for a minute, forget who likes them and who doesn't, forget everything you've heard, and listen to the music for what it is.

wait for a time when you're feeling really really fucking low and sad, then listen to their song 'heroine', and i dare you to say that they're bad.

you really won't be able to.
all their tracks are solid but give that song a listen next time you're breaking down.
it may just save something in you.

from first to last makes me happy.

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approval from corporate

When a man is just about to ejaculate and the woman stops everything she is doing, grabs his penis and squeezes to prevent the ejaculation.

John: "I'm going to ejaculate..."
Mary: *Grabbing John's Penis* "Not until you have approval from corporate..."

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