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harry styles' current and all time girlfriend is known as user HARRYPOSITIONS on twitter!
hey whos @HARRYPOSITIONS ?
oh thats harry styles' girlfriend!
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The semi professional girlfriend is the often visually pleasing partner of (in this particular example) a dj.
What this actually means is that they commit sex acts on at least one dj on the same line up at a time before then controlling everything besides the mixer in the dj booth such as fan access and how long fans may look at the dj before getting a filthy look from semi pro girlfriend and waves of spunky energy.
These girlfriends collect dj sperm and proceed to later cough it up and make trophies from it at a later date whilst telling everyone at the afters how some well known name in the dj world is their boyfriend.
In terms of professionalism these girlfriends usually get paid in drink, drugs, backstage passes and superstar sperm only.
A semi professional girlfriend is similar to a WAG in the world of football and often displays a superficial experience.
"Dudeeee she is fit" "Na mate that's a Semi Professional Girlfriend - can you not sense the self importance vibe radiating off her or smell of perfume and semen?"
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Hey!.
What’s your donation?..
Well it’s $150 for 1 hour
And$350 a true girlfriend experience...
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A girl you never leave the house with unless its for a drive-in movie, or fast food drive-thru. You're never seen with her in public.
I took out Jenna to McDonalds last week and the chick in the window was my ex's little sister. I can't believe I got caught with my drive-thru girlfriend man..
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A girl that you only hang out with during the week because the weekends are too busy with parties.
Ya bro I totally hooked up with that chick last night because my girl is only a mid-week girlfriend
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I'm so horny I'm going to have to bang manti teo's girlfriend before i can go to sleep.
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Kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend day
October 25 is national kiss your girlfriend day !
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