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A strategy used to conceal ignorance in a debate when unable to answer a question by deferring to a Google search as "proof" that a good answer exists.
Google Punting is an intellectually lazy way out of an argument. In essence, it is an admission of defeat by saying "I don't know, and I'm unable to put together an intelligent argument, but someone else probably could. Plus, this is great because I'm forcing you to do all the work, while implying that you're the lazy one (not me) because you couldn't look it up yourself. And, if you're stupid enough to do it, it's even better because if you find something that disproves my point I can counter with 'hey, I didn't say that', or 'you're just cherry-picking' *and* send you back searching for the 'real' answer".
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Someone who Google's random information that usually requires a long haul in the education department. They hold the traits of being self-righteous, full of themselves sometimes, and have unrealistic objectives.
A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?
Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
Person 1: "You should know that there are different levels of Assault charges and you could go to prison since you are a legal adult"
Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"
Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"
Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"
Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"
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To Google-Image someone.
The act of typing someone's name(friend, crush, celebrity, etc.) and looking at their pictures.
Friend 1: What are you doing?
Friend 2: I'm just looking through my crush's photos on Google Images.
Friend 1: So you're Google-Imaging him?
Friend 2: Totally!
A person so compulsive about looking up online information they don't notice their friends throwing out topics in conversation just to watch them dive into their cell phone.
I don't need to look that up, Steve will do it. He's my Google bitch.
When in conversation an individual brandishes their smartphone to access Google to "correctly" answer any trivia question or to settle an argument. This can also take place in the workplace during a customer/associate interaction, when the customer accesses Google to quickly ascertain the answer to their product question.
Customer: Do you know the drought tolerance for this plant?
Sales Associate: Yes, it requires full sun, and once established----
Customer interrupting with smartphone in hand: ---oh, I see, and deep water once a week, for ten minutes while planting in a pumice and sand rich soil to promote drainage of the roots.
Sales Associate: Damn...I was just "out Googled" again!
Gina: Bill, how many ostrich eggs do you need for a standard 4 egg omelet?
Bill: Well, Gina, in my experience it usually takes----
Gina, interrupting Bill with smartphone in hand: ---oh Bill, here it is, on Google....one ostrich egg is equal to a three egg regular omelet. Thanks!
What doesn't Google Shrek mean?
Everyday I pray to Google Shrek, thanking him for the life I've been given
Person 1: Is there anything you have a lot of?
Person 2: Google Docs, that's for sure.