Got Blake'd

When someone willingly obtains ownership of cats (at least two) from a former significant other, immediately after a break-up; thus making the cat recipient, or Blake, look like a total bitch. The process of keeping the cats is commonly the result of a failed attempt to save the marriage/relationship. It is common for the sexual preference of the Blake to be under scrutiny directly following the acquisition of cats. The number of cats in possession after the break-up is directly proportional to the bitchiness of the Blake.

Walter: "Damn, did you see what happened to that guy after his wife divorced him? He has so many cats now."

Jesse: "Yeah, that bitch Got Blake'd and then moved to fucking Cleveland with his cat army!"

Walter: "That's rough! Getting Blake'd is pretty much the worst thing that I could imagine happening to me."

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i got a hat on

A phrase used for when one person takes a box of triple c pills and then it feels like you got a hat on, but you don't. It's all the blood rushing to your head, real trippy.

Holy shit, I just took a box and a half and it feels like I got a hat on!

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got any games

when a little kid wants to play games on your phone. so they always ask you nonstop

little kid: "got any games?"
adult with a life:"nope sorry"

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you got beef

You Got Beef is the infamous Vietnamese rap music video that circled the globe towards international attention. The video was directed by Paul Nguyen and featured Vietnamese rapper Chuckie Akenz.

Source Jane-Finch.com

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We've Got This in a Bag

What you say to your teammates when you are about to lose in a game. Usually followed by a lot of points, resulting in winning, unless you are playing golf. Then you get lower scores.

Team 1 and Team 2 are playing basketball. Team 2 is losing by 2 points. (4 basketball points.)
Team 1: Ha! Try winning now, Assholes.
Team 2 (one person to the other): Don't worry. We've got this in a bag.
Team 2 proceeds to make 6 basketball points. They win the game.

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got his back

To take care of or look out for; to support.

I'm his wife, so I've got his back.

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got a spare smoke

a commonly used phrase by homeless people , bums and degenerates who cant afford there own smokes and think for some reason your pack came with extras

coming out of a bar , hey man .. got a spare smoke ?

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