Literally the thing that grows on mud.
why the fuck did you search this?
Shitass: 'what's this green stuff on the ground
Bob: 'its grass, shitass.'
Grass, a plant organism that grows from the ground which 50% of the children of earth hasn't touched yet due to being too young, or is too addicted to Fortnite and would rather look at Non-existent women instead.
*Over text*
Jimmy: Hey we have to make a project about grass.
Billy: Wtf is that shit.
A snitch
A: OMG Tyler is such a Grass
B: I know he Grassed on me for being on my phone
Jay: nah bro i been sweatin at COD so hard lately
Wilson: go touch grass bro
Something gamers/weebs don't get. it is green in colour and is soft most of the time. it can be both tall and short. gamers often see this in their little games.
discord cal sound
"Today, I went out and touched grass, Nyan-Nyan-Kawai chan!"
"That's amazing, Gamer-Kun! I'll be with you on this journey!"