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Dildo Hammer

1. A disrespectful name one lesbian has for her partner, implying she is nothing more than a pair of hands that operates the business end of a dildo.

2. A person who keeps a cigar in their mouth all day, but does not smoke said cigar. Most likely this person fantasizes about having a penis in their mouth but have not yet admitted to themselves that they are, in fact, a flaming faggot.

ex. 1: Hey Sandy, isn't that your girlfriend Sarah over there?

No, she's just my dildo hammer.

ex. 2: Why does that fucker have a goddamn cigar in his mouth all day? It looks like a limp penis with dog slobber all over it. He's such a dildo hammer.

by Harold M. North March 23, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


hammer dropping

what is done while driving a 1975 firebird and burning whoever is crazy enough to challege you

zoltan: yea i was doing a little hammer dropping as i burned justin's 1970 monte carlo

by z man March 21, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


hammer knocker

A hammer knocker is a kind sir. Its meaning was derived by a 40 yr old man who still lives with his mom and is a very good friend of shane.

Jordan: man that kid is acting very polite today
Shane: Yea hes a hammer knocker

by Jordan1 July 28, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Akron Hammer

The greatest basketball player ever to play in the category of those that will finish their careers HAVING NEVER WON ONE RING.

Mark: Dude, LeBron is lighting it up tonight.

Jon: I know it dude, it's just too bad THE AKRON HAMMER always chokes in the playoffs, and blames it on everyone but won't take the blame himself. He will not even shake hands after he loses because he is an awful sore loser, Mark.

by The Judge123 November 11, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Korean hammer

When a guy penetrates a girl really hard while singing any song by SHINee, BIGBANG, or SNSD.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you sound really hoarse! What's up with your voice?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, I gave my girlfriend a Korean hammer last night! I didn't know I could sing that well!"

by poopsnikkity December 16, 2013

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ballpeen Hammer

1) To tap or bang someone just like ballpeen hammer in a sexual sense.
2) To screw or have intercourse

See that girl over there? Id tap that like a Ballpeen Hammer

by mikemcdagger March 11, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


yam-hammer

1. Penis with a bulbous deformed head that is disproportionately larger than the shaft., 2. Used to describe a loud or obnoxious person. Most effective when preceded with a traditional expletive, (i.e. "You fucking Yam-hammer"), 3. An aggressive consensual sexual act that involves a sound beating and/or pummeling.

1. I'd love to yam-hammer that bitch!

2. That dude is a such a yam-hammer!

by Paintmonkey March 14, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž