Need her meier

When you are having sexual intercourse with a girl and you wack her across the back of the head with a text book because all she wants to do is have sex and you need to study.

I had a huge exam tomorrow and I had to Need Her Meier that biotch.

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pop her cherry

when a guy takes a girls virginity and she starts to bleed. and if it doesn't bleed then it means the guy has a small dick.

brian: hey did i pop your cherry?
carla: i don't kno...
jerry: hahah you have a small dick cuz she didnt bleed!You didnt pop her cherry you dumb ass!
brian: oh man i suck!
carla: oh it's ok little man.... i forgive you

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Blow Dry Her

A safety precaution for when you fart while getting a blow job from a really hot female. After farting, proceed to cum in her nostrils to prevent her from smelling the fart, then blame the noise on her queef.

I was getting a blow job from my dream girl and then I accidentally farted so I had to Blow Dry Her.

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The Catcher in her Eye

When you're getting a BJ, and you yell "Stop 'Holden' my Nutsack" and you then bust one in her eye. You then gently wipe off her face with an old copy of The Catcher in the Rye.

I never realized anything good came out of reading. But my old Catcher in the Rye book came in handy when I needed to clean her face after a quickie behind the White Castle. "The Catcher in her Eye" is now a favorite of ours.

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paint her face

When a man rubs his penis like a paintbrush all over a girls face until he cums

Rob wants to paint her face tonight

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keep her lit

A Northern Ireland Expression used when referring to excessive speed in a motor vehicle

shoulda seen me hammerin round that field in me tractor, keepin er lit!

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dicked-her scale

Number of orgasms you gave a your woman during one session of sex.

I scored an 8 on the dicked-her scale last night! Yeah, I gave my girl 8 orgasms when we were having sex!

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