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The "Lone Wolfe", one who wears heels, and pants to mommy. One who self indulges into third party conversations to they-self. One's own brilliancy to bring back civilization from the brink of self destruction. Considered to have have long hairy arms and weekly "meatings" with other men.
Hi, Im Mike Breece, I will allow that.
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Being in extreme heat you will get “I’m gonna fucking kill somebody disease”
Symptoms:
- Too hot outside, for a bit too long
Person 1: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY DISEASE, ITS SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE
Something yelled by white trash while being arrested while wearing nothing but underpants.
Stan's dad was getting arrested and yelled Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America!
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WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE
Im in my mums car broom broom. Get me car. AHHm WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE
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Either you like the Song, Your gino or your cool and emooooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo
Person 1 (the biss): Omg *laughs* hahaha! You Suck and your so sad!!
Person 2: (Not a biss): they Laugh at me cuz im emooooooo 🥲
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“To me so sorry”
When you have crushed on a girl for more than a handful of years and even when you have decided you must stop obsessing over this girl, because you know you haven’t had any good interactions with her... at all, even one time having her ask “my parents want to know your address,” you just can’t stop thinking about her. You want to have her as an example of how not to interact with humans, but find yourself cringing over so so so many things, and not improving from them. So the only thing to do is to unfollow her on everything and try your hardest to go on with her life.
The only thing to do is type this cryptic code; “ Eeh roh sos im ut “ and unfollow, block if you must, and just try to forget.
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your friends fucks you over for the last time so you are fucking done with his shit
im sick of your fucking shit cunt
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