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As "Good Morning" has long since been recognized as little more than a concept, an oxymoron at best; "Good The Fuck Morning", is now the only way to truly wish another a good morning without trying to sound ironic.
SuzieQ: "Good the fuck morning, Ted!"
Ted: "Yeah, no kidding. It is. Imagine that? Well, a good the fuck morning to you too!"
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When you wake up after doing something and someone tells you what you did, or when you regret what you did the night before. giving you Morning After Shock
After Joe told me what i did when i lost my memory from that night at the party he could see the morning after shock in my eyes
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When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.
This morning I woke up and did some major morning wood working!
n.) The underwear your girlfriend found in your dresser that she decided to put on. (May be described as absolutely sexy.)
My girlfriend took a shower and turned my boxers into "morning after" panties because she couldn't find her thong.
The official proper way to say good morning to Lavaughn. Interrupting someone to say good morning Lavaughn is never considered rude and is always endearing.
Person 1: "So today we are looking a..."
Person 2: "Good Morning Lavaughn"
Person 3: "Good Morning Lavaughn"
Lavaugn (If present): "Good morning guys and gals"
Cracking an egg in a woman's genitals after intercourse.
I loved her so much that I gave her a early morning sunrise
morning vape hit - the first thing you do in the morning before actually waking up, talking, getting on your phone, or even speaking, you automatically are looking for a vape to hit it as soon as you wake up to function.
jackson, I feel so much better now that I got my morning vape hit in let’s go skydiving today!
bro leave me alone I got to get my morning vape hit in.