meat jerking

jerking off/beating off the grouch - masturbation - the way in which meat is jerk - cahpewt

Johnny said he couldnt come to the party beacuase he had to do some serious meat jerking

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jerk face

The face often found on a male when alone and jerking it, slapping the ham, choking the chicken, etc.

Erik: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit that feels good.

Ryan: (walks in) DAMMIT! I definitely did not want to see your jerk face.

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Air jerk

To masterbate on an aeroplane

Steve: I'm going for an air jerk

Bob : cool enjoy your self don't get caught

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bikes are for jerks

Term used by cyclists as a greeting.

As my friend, whom I had not seen in a couple weeks, passed me in the opposite direction, he shouted "Bikes are for jerks."

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Georgia Jerk

A hand job from a girl named Georgia. Also a new form of dance incorporating twerking and the harlem shake.

You know that girl from the british land? Ya. She gave me the Georgia Jerk XD

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jerk-opoly

when someone playing a monopoly-like board game (monopoly,life,or mario party) does everything to hinder you in every way and targets you specifically for either jail time or a turn-loss.

me: YOU BASTARD!!!
that guy: Hey, thats why they call it jerk-opoly

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Strategy Jerk

The act of pulling root several hours before anticipated/scheduled coitus, effectively lessening the chances of premature ejaculation during the coital act.

Brad: Me and Angelina haven't fucked in a week since she's been on the rag. She just told me she wants me to take her to pound town tonight, and I'm worried that im gonna nut in precisely 3 thrusts.

Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.

Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?

Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.

Brad: You sir, are a genius.

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