Leo Pessi is a ballon dor stealer, he steals the ballon dor from the GOAT THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, CRISTIANO RONALDOOOOOOO!!!! PESSI IS SUCH A RAT BASTARD ONLY CRISTIANO DESERVES BALLON DORS NOT THIS FUCKING FAT SHORT RATTY BASTARDDDD!!!!!!
Leo Pessi steals the ballon dors from the GOAT Cristiano Ronaldo
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Leos Dick is bigger than all of his friends. His XXXL dong will make anyone who's name that starts with the first 3 letters of the alphabet, very jealous.
Leos Dick is a semi truck muffler
best people in the whole world
person: Kage, Leo, and Amber are all beating me up calling me a nerd, help!
A new form of Alzheimer's drug, it reduces Alzheimer's by a third, and is hailed as a miracle drug. This compound was first synthesized by a student named Leo Weber, when he wrote the formula as a joke on the board of his Chemistry Professor, thus coining the name "Leo Weber".
Did you hear about this "Leo Weber"? It reduces Alzheimer's BY A THIRD!
The most hardcore wanka on the planet. Definitely a drug dealer from a long line of Italian mafia bosses. If you ever meet a Leo Galleywanka hide your food as he will scab off you till the ends of the earth. Hide your children if you come into contact with one as his filthy mind will plague them. Galleywanka's commonly resemble vampires with their fang-like teeth but when you get to know a galleywanka your life will be filled with laughs and good times. A Leo Galleywanka will always procrastinate, and often watch entertainment with adult content(GOT) instead of completing work, whether it be assignments or studying for maths tests which he does exceedingly well on. His name is properly pronounced Lao but he has given up on trying to correct people. If anyone offends a Leo Galleywanka they will be hunted by a Big Bax and a Ralfano, and then killed until they are dead. A Leo Galleywanka is a pure human with a tainted mind that loves to laugh, have a good time, and wank.
OMG, Leo Galleywanka, hide your food lads
YO, look at that Galleywanka
This horrid form of flirtation is named after former Haitian dreadhead (starter locs) Leonardo. This style of rizz typically leads to failure, especially with women. Commonly used "Leo Rizz" tactics include: bird chirping, yeat singing, and begging your partner for esex continuously.
Dude 1: Yo, did you ever bag that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah, she wasn't feeling me.
Dude 1: Damn nigga, you must've used that Leo Rizz.