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She left looking for sun on the beach :(
Formula V: Eva Maria se fue buscando el sol en la playa
You: beaner
A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
eva-maria boobs
maria murrin is a girlboss slayer who loves her husband lars ulrich
person one: omg look there’s maria murrin!
person two: omg she’s so cool i wanna marry her
person one: you cant marry her idiot she’s married to lars ulrich
Maria is a little asian girl who loves Misha Collins. She loves old men, which ngl I do agree with !!. She loves touching people's bums yum yum! She works at target. She is so obsessed with old men. ANd she is going to start a cult with Nethya, she thinks George Floyd is the same and Pink Floyd. She is the proud mother of those squishy ducks. She likes John a lot as well, hes the best country twink.
Omg I saw this girl who was like twerking?
Oh yeah that's maria wang!!!
Julie Maria is an amazing secret keeper you can tell her anything. She is no nonsense and doesn't like gossip. She is an amazing loyal friend. Julie Maria has a conscious and always tries to do what's best because it hurts her heart to be anything less than kind. She believes in Jesus Christ and is forever grateful to the Father for the Son n Spirit. She loves her other dearly and unconditionally and can't imagine life without her. She's a hard worker and loves and appreciates her Boss and Company. She will go the extra mile to please people. She loves to smile and you will find her doing this all to often 😀. She thinks smiles are contagious and infectious and promote happiness !!!!
Julie Maria is a good person to be friends with just don't mess it up !!!
Yisus is the most charming and pretty girl in the universe. You will love being with her anywhere and anytime. Looks like Harry Potter but sexy. SHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I LOVE IT. Totally girlfriend material.
With the purchase of a Maria Jesús you will get a free Cookie (did u get it?)
Maria Luisa is a beautiful, strong and generally amazing person. Can be shy, but when she opens up she can be the best person you'll ever meet. A simply perfect human being
"That person is such a Maria Luisa..."
"...Yeah, they are perfect"