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Holicong middle school is the definition of prison. The principal has mood swings and doesn’t allow you to do anything. Also Mrs Madden is a phycopath
Holicong middle school is stanky and fishy
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People in society who make well above-average incomes that can afford a comfortable lifestyle. The upper-middle-class tend to be well educated and have a lot of work autonomy in whatever they do for a living. Most upper-middle-class tend to live in more upscale neighborhoods that are too expensive for their counterparts, the middle-class. Therefore, the middle-class and lower classes too, tend to look up to the upper-middle-class and follow in their footsteps.
Take a stroll through Whole Foods on a weekend, you're bound to see many people apart of the upper-middle-class.
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The worst school on Earth. It is in San Luis Obispo, and is filled with sluts and losers. There are people who think they are cool and popular, but they are all shitfaced.
1: This is Laguna Middle School--
2:It's not that bad--Jesus Christ, stop humping my leg
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more or less ghetto school. most teachers suck, but not all. get a clique and you'll survive. there's a really un-thrilling, famous tunnel that goes under the streets. famous INSTRUMENTAL music program. not chorus
Guy: I go to Palms Middle School
Girl: Seriously? I heard it's really ghetto. Don't you have a really scary tunnel? Aren't you freaked it's gonna fall in?
Guy: Some people think it's ghetto. Yeah the tunnel isn't very exciting. Everyone's psyched for it and then they go under and it's no big deal.
Girl: Cool!
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What's in a middle-aged person's vocabulary from when they were pretty young things. it is exceptionally obvious when a.) the oldie in question is presenting a motivational speech to a bunch of bored high school kids and wants them to think they are 'hap'nin' but doesn't know the correct speech anymore, b.) when said oldie decided to write a 'convincing' teen novel. Is also apparent on the 'made for teens' websites you have to visit for school, where you're so enraptured in the hip language that you don't realize you're learning! *yay*
Let's read an exerpt of my new motivational book for teens:
Kyle: What's up Verne, you're looking tubular today!
Verne: Man, hey! Don't block my style. Anyway, I was wondering if you'd heard of the totally far-out website that helps teens like us help kids all over the world.
Kyle: Man, what a trip! Let's start making a difference!
(Communal gags from all under-85's at the blatant use of middle aged slang)
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a girl between the ages of 12-14, known for only going out with guys that are popular, talks with her other kind about kids who arent her kind, usually calls each other pretty but really inside they think their the sexyest of them all, will ignore any other UNpopular guy, post hundreds of pics on facebook with them in tight skinny jeans or short skirts soo they can get peoples attention.
mark: mandy acts like she knows basketball only because its bobs favourite sport, thats all she can do to get his attention.
Daniel: such a middle school slut
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Using period blood as a substitute for lubricant during anal sex.
Jaemin: Welcome to krispy kreme how can I help you?
Vampire customer: I'd like to buy some donuts, which donuts do you like and recommend?
Jaemin: I like my donuts with jam in the middle.
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