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A name typically given to a man whose dick will never stop hurting. A Mike Ockhurts is a good man that you will love but his dick hurts so much that it shrinks by one inch every year.
Hey Mike Ockhurts! says person A No, it's not your cock that hurts, Mike Ockhurts.
The crossover no-one asked for.
person 1: mike hunt is better
person 2: ben dover is better
person 3: mike dover
When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.
“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”
To power vomit all day, at work.
Pulley: "Hey man that was an awesome party last night!!"
Aaron: "Yeah, it was pretty sweet. Say, have you seen Mike? He left early last night."
Pulley: "Ummm. Last I saw he was under his desk mikeing up."
A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.
Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy
The smexy drummer from A Turnaround Life(a central floridan pop punk band thats epic)
"Who's the hott drummer in that band?"
"Thats Mike Battista!"
A chick with a lisp who’s the town bike. Mike being a reference to “Mike Tyson” who has a lisp.
Franklin :My foreskin hurts
Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.