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the burnt flap hanging off the side of a stale muffin; often used as an insult to people who are hella crusty
guy 1: dude that girl is sooo hot
guy 2: yeah but she's crusty AF
guy 1: dang it
guy 2: I hate it when girls turn out to be muffin flaps
She got muffin sauce all over my new sheets last night.
—That was a good creampie.
—It wasnt a creampie, it was a nut muffin.
person 1: "who is shawlynn the muffin?"
person 2: "oh, a very cool person."
A way to describe someone who is good but also bad, or just having extremely good luck.
Oh look at him he’s so lucky what a poop muffin
A really fucking fat piece of shit who eats to much and should die of cancer. Usually has no neck and looks like a Thumb Thumb from Spy Kids.
NORMAL KID: Oi Chubby Muffin, Kill yourself you fat cunt, you eat to much and you should die you diabetes fucking prick cunt.
Chubby Muffin: I'm fat so i should die.