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To disallow or prevent, also when you mean to write the word, ‘condone’.
We do not condome underage drinking.
An extra large condom that’s really big
Hey my condom xl broke while I was inside my gurl now I’m a father das right
A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.
You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?
sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove
A person who's father should have used a condom. Or defiantly should have pulled out.
Joe is such a captain condom. I bet his father wished he used one .
It when u us the cum in the condom to smoke.
Dam bro u smoke the duck outta the cum u condom smoker
When a man nuts in a condom without knowing that he already nutted.
Vantron only lasted 20 seconds before he realized that he had Marshmallow Condom Syndrome!
A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.
Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.
Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"