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A rubber dick sock that saves lives. If not worn correctly, it can break and leave the girl pregnant.
A condom is a gamechanger. Put it on correctly and make sure it doesn't break, because it's the difference between having a baby or not.
Every Man's best friend.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.
"Man...if it hasn't been for this Condom,I would have screwed this up"
something your parents should've used on you
dude : prolife is the best
gay men : actually you cant say that
dude : why
gay men : because what if you get a lady pregnant?
dude: uhhhh..
gay man : exactly, this is why your parents should've used a condom on you.
The thing your parents should've used.
"Damn, I should've used a condom last night."
"the way you slide that wiener sockie wockies upon your wiener makes me nut. it's just like a condom. just like when rïan bounces he's little feeties.
Is this French or something
So my mom aksed me if I used condoms and I told her to stop speaking French
Something that all people should buy before having sex. These little rubbers will help you not get STD's so next time you go to the store please buy some and don't end up in the hospital with an infection because u didn't want to spend $5 to buy some. Hospital bill will be more expensive.
Kids use Condoms before having sex, Make sure you check it and its still good to use.