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Driving home hungover after a night of drinking and sex. In the same clothes as the night before!
Nick: "Bro see that girl in the Benz."
John: "Yeah bro totally doing the drive of shame."
adj. a feeling that occurs when individuals know they are about to commit acts that will ultimately result in feelings of utter shame
I feel so much pre-shame right now because I'm about to hookup with a random stranger from the internet who said they have a latex balloon fetish.
the state of advanced self loathing one experiences before a night out on 'shame' aka Mcat.
"Dude, I'm feeling some serious pre-shame right now..... I'm getting fucked up on Mcat later"
When you can't tell if an animal is a hippo or not
"man that's Hippo shameing
When guy gets shamed by wench cause his dick too big
Woman: Man you got no sensation in your dick because you fuck too many bitches!
FuckGuy: Wench first of all that is fuckboy shaming and second of all that is bullshit!!!
Leaving someone's house the morning after while carrying a slow cooker full of yesterday's chili.
We had a wonderful night after the Super Bowl and he did the Crock of Shame in the morning
When your significant other eats your ass and you accidentally fart in their mouth
Hey bro, my wife ate my ass and I accidently gave her the shameful Dan