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pistacchio.
“i’m in love with pistacchio”
x: “oh so you’re horny”
pistacchio is the horny food
An individual with an obscenely long neck who deludedly thinks he can pick up girls with little to no success
Hey did u just see that horny ostrich?
When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.
People talking in the inside of a room
Person: Eavesdropping
People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man
Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*
*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-
Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
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When a leprechaun fucks a fairy and they shit sparkles out their ass During the process And the leprechaun has a shit dick
Horny ginger fucks pecans
When someone’s horny for Severus Snape
- i watched harry potter and now i’m snape horny
- me too girl, he’s so hot!!
The act or state of being horny constantly. It often comes from being aroused by simple things or objects you see in everyday life, such as a chair. This condition cannot be controlled, nor cured.
Garret cannot go to the mall with his friends, in fear of getting an embarrassing boner from his Constinuous Horniness.