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When a leprechaun fucks a fairy and they shit sparkles out their ass During the process And the leprechaun has a shit dick
Horny ginger fucks pecans
When you return from a difficult task, war, work, school, therapy, talking with your dad, the DMV, ect. Once you return to safety and comfort you get incredibly horny as a form of decompression from dealing with whatever stressful bullshit you just did.
My boyfriend came home from work and was so battle horny we went 4 times.
people who think HORNY= FUNNY but just prove they are horny and making a fool of themselves
guy: wana see some memes?
broi: sure
guy: the fbi agent when you haven't betan your m-
broi: GET YOUR STUPID BUTT AND YOUR HORNY MEMES OUT NOW!
When someone’s horny for Severus Snape
- i watched harry potter and now i’m snape horny
- me too girl, he’s so hot!!
Like being food horny, but a more extreme desire to eat anything that tastes good.
guy 1: bro im horny for food, i'll literally eat anything
guy 2: wanna go get some take away?
A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs
Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?
Person 2: Oh God yes!