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This man right here is AMAZING. I have never found someone so perfect for me in everyway. I love his voice, his laugh, his smile, everything about him. God sure does have a plan for me. And its to be with him. And i plan on doing that for the rest of my life. I want to grow old with him and never let our love die. We have had our ups and downs. But what relationship hasnt? He is my other half and i would give up my life so that he could go on with his. Not only to we have so much in common. But, i really wanna fuck this dude. I mean like really. Uh. Uh. Uh. Baby!!!! haha If, your reading this you wouldnt understand. I love him more than life. And he is the only person i trust with everything. I love you baby! And that is a promise im keeping forever. <3
amazing My Baby
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When a women or man swallows the cum jizz nut from a mans penis.
Get on ya knees and swallow babies.
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"Hey Little Piss Baby, you think you're so cool, huh?"
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Anyone born 9 months after a blackout. Presumably the parents found something to do while the power was out that didn't involve electricity...
The great northeast US blackout of 1965 happened in early November. Nine months later, I was born - a blackout baby! Guess I know what my folks were up to when the lights were out (ewwww....)
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A woman who desires a man for no purpose other than to have him impregnate her so that she can have a baby. Just like a gold digger, but for a baby instead of for money.
She's 40, never married or pregnant, reads books about baby care, aleady bought her future imaginary baby a rattle, and says that she wants to have a baby NOW and it can be with me or with any other guy but it has to be NOW. I think she might qualify as a baby digger.
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a baby that is no longer living, possibly murdered.
whats 18 inches long and makes women scream all night long? a dead baby!
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The act of drinking "Man Chowder".
Damn yo' you sure like to drink babies! There are still some on your chin that have crusted over. Don't waste that shit! Those babies are like GOLD!
Baby Drinker
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Babies in my baby bottle
Heat them up to 98 degrees
They slide down my throat looking for an egg
They get down to my belly
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