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When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.
My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am
A conversation that gets you so worked up it makes you hit the table. Usually to draw attention or show anger.
Man if you tell a sexist jokes around her she becomes a real table pounder.
The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.
Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.
"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"
A game played on a table tennis table with a size 4 football.
The rules are similar to table tennis, but you hit the ball with your hands instead of a racket.
You play to 5 with 28 games per season; if it goes to 4-4 you go into a deuce where one player has to win by 2 over another (eg. 5-4 isn’t a win, 6-4 would be.)
A simple game with simple rules that is easy to learn but hard to master, I’d recommend it!
Man, my table football season is going so badly!
Have you seen how well Gabriel’s doing in our table football league now?
An insult that is directed towards an individual who you think is somehow mentally deficient, unintelligent or downright stupid. Predominantly, if not exclusively, used in the UK.
That guy is acting strange, saying weird things to people. He 's definitely not a fully laid table and needs help.
Hot table is usally very loud, they are extremly funny and either gay or homophobic. They are all sexy and smelli. Hot table must be filled with 5 people. Eliie (smelly cutie) Reanna ( goofy sweeper) Harmony ( lil emo girl) Keira ( extremly gay) Peyton (whore)
Ew is that hot table they are so annoying but also so sexy
A person who abuses their table. I am talking to you Robert. Yeah you you monster. #TableLivesMatter
Robert W. Coomer is a confirmed pedophile and table abuser. That's why we burned his house down.