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beat the squirrel

The phrase summarizes the process of a woman masturbating.

I never expected Sandra to be a girl who will beat the squirrel while watching porn.

by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 1, 2010

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throw a beat

masturbating then ejaculating wildly. We picked it up on a trip to Utah, much to the suprise of many mormons. We believed it to be a classier version of "jacking off." It spread like wildfire.

"Matt, want to go down to the bar and grab a few 3-2 beers?"

"Nah, I think I'd rather watch Elizabeth Banks in 40 year old virgin and then throw a beat."

by Matt K. aka Doug Junior January 14, 2012

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beat to the weet

A reference to geometry dash, also related to donbaggeuttes

beat to the weet, wa wa wawawawa wo wawawawa aowdaowdoadowo.

by sussy baka June 12, 2021

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beat skeet

Beating your meat then skeeting as the natural result.Jerking your gerk.

Me: Dog why have you not been answering your phone?
Sun: Sorry bro i was beat skeeting!
Me: Beat skeet?
Sun: You don't know what beat skeet is?
Me: When you beat it till you skeet it?
Sun: Exactly!

by Tyresius February 28, 2008

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bronski beat

Guy with a shaved head. Bald by shaving as apposed to genetics. Reference is to lead singer Jimmy Somerville of Bronski Beat.

Yo Bronski Beat! I'll have a shot of Patron!

Luca's all Bronski Beat...

by RTG Now August 15, 2011

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Beat Down

A dance where you sort of punch violently downwards, one of the safer things to do in a mosh pit.

That emo girl just tried to beat down my ass, you think she wants me?

by dj_monged August 9, 2004

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shit beat

A shit beat is when you shit in your hand and jerk off.

I jus had a really good shit beat this morning.

by shaque January 29, 2006

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