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The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.

Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."

by ziater July 4, 2006


Jizz Farm

A sperm bank

Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.

by Donewaiting September 7, 2016


Farm Fresh

Underage girls from the rural parts of Issan who get shipped into prostitution in the gogo bars and beer bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. Most avoid wearing make-up, as the intention is to appear innocent, inexperienced and ripe for sexual gratification.

"Johnny, check out that Farm Fresh chatting to the fat old-guy over there. No way is she even 16, let alone 18."

"Yea, you're probably right. I doubt that guy cares how old she is. He'll take her back, break her in, and then move onto the next one. The filty pervert!"

by Neil-Iger January 9, 2022


farming the ex

Indulging in angry post break-up sex with your ex partner with no intention to get back together.

A. I saw jenny leaving mike's place last weekend, I thought they broke up?
B. Yeah they started hate fucking afterwards
A. So they aren't back together?
B. Nah bro's just farming the ex

by reachforthesvrface July 25, 2024

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Crowsmoor Farm

A rather handsome 5 bedroomed house 2 miles outside the gloryhole of craven arms which is a fucking shit hole full of chavs, in south shropshire. It is roughly 500 years old, and is overlooked by Crowsmoor Hill (funnily enough). The people who live here are posh, rich, snobbish twats.

Barry: I drove past Crowsmoor Farm earlier.

Dave: I hate those pricks.

by doltyruss April 24, 2011


Burgundy Farm Country Day School

BFCDS is a small progressive private elementary and middle school in Northern Virginia. Instead of having a Christmas Pagent, they have a Festival of Lights, celebrating a wide variety of faiths. Teachers are called by their first names and goats occasionally escape and start munching on the swing set. Love of learning, the arts, and nature are central to the school's ethos. While somewhat racially diverse, the school still struggles to confront classism and ensuring that socioeconomic status is not a barrier for potential students. Environmentalism and social progressivism are at the center of the hidden and explicit curriculum.

At Burgundy Farm Country Day School, there are concerns about kids using racist and homophobic as unsubstantiated insults.

by What_is_the_nature_of May 13, 2021


frenzy farm

Frenzy Farm is/was a POI in Fortnite Battle Royale, that appeared in Chapter 2 Season 1. It follows the same scheme as other previous farms in the series

Hey, what's your favorite drop? Mine is Frenzy Farm, there's so much loot there!

by November 2, 2020